This is how the conversation went:

This is Eleanor, also known as Big E.
She is also my baby, and it hurts me that she is starting kindergarten this fall.
But that is another post for another time.
Big E also keeps me on my toes with her daily activities and comments. You know what I am talking about, every family has one weither they want to admit it or not.
Well she is mine and I can admit it.
Just to show you, this is how yesterday went. Enjoy.~

As I was outside watering my garden, I hear some noise over on the other side of the fence next to our lake. When I walk over to see what it is I find Eleanor naked from the waist down peeing next to the lake! This is how the conversation went:

Me: "ELEANOR!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?! WHY ARE YOU GOING TEE TEE OUTSIDE!?!"
Eleanor: "Well, I had to go to the bathroom but it was to far to walk inside so I decided to go outside and I did not want to get tee tee all over my clothes so I took them off and....then.....(screaming) MOMMY!!! There is an ant next to my flip flop!!!"
Me: "Eleanor, get your clothes and get up here so I can wash you off. You better pray you did not sit in poison ivy. NEVER, EVER, EVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!"
Eleanor: "Ok....Can I have a snack?"

The lesson I have learned from this~ Eleanor has a greater fear of ants than public nudity.
I think I might be in trouble.
Pray for me.

Meg